OH MY FUCKING SMRT TAXI UNCLE.

me : got on cab, address given

indian uncle starts chatting

me: being nice, responded back

cab driver : is it hillview side rd ?

me: err, no , its hillview ave, turn at salvation army.

cab driver : ITS CALL HILLVIEW SIDE LA, IF SALVATION ARMY GONE HOW ? WHAT U WANT TO SAY ?

me: i’ll say standard chartered bank

cab driver(thinking he’s so smart): if this one also gone how ?

me(irritated): i’ll say turn right here.

silence

me: turn right again

uncle : what’s the name of the place you want to go ? (turns left)

ASS HOLE GO TURN LEFT ! HELLO ?! TAXI DRIVER DON’T KNOW LEFT AND RIGHT ?

AFTER TURN WRONG STILL WANNA MAKE ONE MORE WRONG TURN

me: STOP HERE !

can driver : (stops)WHERE U WANNA GO ? WHAT NAME ?

me: hillview ave !

cab driver: that one not here la ! hillview ave is the other side la !

me: IT IS THE WHOLE ENTIRE STRETCH !

cab driver: no no no !

me : (on the verge of slapping him with my slippers) I STAY HERE, ITS MY ON WRITTEN POSTAGE ADDRESS OKAY !

cab driver: (goes on grumbling and mumbling) 

me:(on the verge of using vulgar on him) but instead threw cash and left, i wonder why did i even paid him !

I AM GOING DOWN TO THE GUARD HOUSE TO GET THE CAB LICENCE PLATE TML.

oh my stupid smrt taxi driver, u are so dead. didn’t they tell you, NEVER MESS WITH A TEENAGER THAT KNOWS HOW TO TYPE EXTREMELY WELL VERSED FEEDBACK LETTER ?

hahaha,i’m joking, lets see how i feel tml morning, if i woke up on the wrong side of bed……..

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