A beautiful woman walks into a doctors office and the doctor is awestruck.
All his professionalism goes out the window.
He tells her to take off her pants and he starts rubbing her thighs.
He says ‘Do you know what I am doing?’ She replies ‘Yes, checking for abnormalities.’
He tells her to take off her shirt and bra and he starts rubbing her breasts.
He says ‘Do you know what I am doing now?’ She replies ‘Yes, checking for lumps and cancer.’
Finally, he tells he takes off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her, and starts having sex with her.
He says ‘Do you know what I am doing now?’ She replies ‘Yes, you’re getting herpes. That’s why I am here.’
wow i wonder how many times can i say that in a day.
actually i have no fucking idea who am i sayin this to either.
i just feel fuckin moody today, but something cheered me up today, i found the purrfect desktop background, its fuckin alluring even in black in white. fucking orgasmic.
This was like the half black half hazel kinda messy untamed hair
Awesome new hair colour, the natural vibe is back ! No more fugly black roots , fucking split ends and untamed hair. Now all i have is nicely trimmed, carefully treatment, beautifully coloured, healthier and neater looking hair !
I guess these two pics doesn’t makes it that obvious, how i wish you could see it in real life. But anyhow, compare my past pictures and this ! This is WAYYYYY livelier lookin hair ! Thanks to my hair stylist Alex (conned me to buy his products, and well.. you know .. i don’t reject people so i said yes). But well, 2 hours of having my backside glued in the Saloon has totally paid off =)
Now, I’ll have extremely luscious,healthy looking long silky hair for my sister’s wedding in 2 weeks time !
Wanna get a cool new cell phone ? That works for you like a computer, which looks classy and modern and still has an awesome camera along with other cool applications ? Well, everyone’s using Blackberry and you special chap should get a special phone ! E72 is one of the lastest release from Nokia. So let me fill you in :
General Info
Size
Form: Monoblock with full keypad
Weight: 128 g
Display and 3D
Main display:
- Size: 2.36″
- Resolution: 320 x 240 pixels (QVGA)
Up to 16.7 million colours
TFT active matrix
Memory
4 GB MicroSD memory card (with hot swap), support for up to 16 GB
One-touch use as USB mass memory storage
250 MB free user disk space
Power
Nokia Battery BP-4L 1500 mAh Li-Ion standard battery
Talk time (maximum):
- GSM 12 h 30 min
- WCDMA 5 h 54 min
- VoIP 13 h 42 min
Standby time (maximum):
- GSM 492 h
- WCDMA 576 h
- WLAN 110 h
Video playback time (maximum): 13 h 6 min
Video recording time (maximum): 6 h 24 min
Video call time (maximum): 4 h
Music playback time (maximum): 37.5 h
BLAH BLAH BLAH…. read it up youself people !
Well a friend of mine has a brand new, genuine set (please know that I ONLY buy genuine goods, so nothing i recommend is fake ! ) and he is selling at only $499 !! No gimmicks , grab and go !
Yup, wayyy “chio-er” than the norm instax avail in Singapore and tadah:
I got myself one when i was in Tokyo =) Its so pretty ! Hopefully it doesn’t turn yellow, eeek ! Feel like getting it “bling-ed” and i’m still searching of a purfect pouch for it =(
It was Jeff’s last day in Singapore for at least two weeks, so we went out to spend some time together and do some shoppin with my 2 favourite people in the world, HOTTY CHRISTY & LAME SHIT VANESSA
In the midst of our crazy shopping, i realise we brought a camera but wasn’t using it, so after that …ermmm i got pictures spam of Vanessa and Christy-always camera ready and always camwhoring !
